My child will be one of two things.

a totally awesome singer
a totally awesome race car driver/builder

with any luck my child will be both of those rolled into one.

my child will be the smartest kid i'll ever meet.
my child will be the most beautiful kid i'll ever see
my child will be the most humble kid i'll ever talk to
my child will be me plus very much more

i'm scared. excited. and totally and utterly confuckingfused.

i can't wait.